~ apparently, we need to reiterate our intentions. we are not professing to the authorship of fanfiction; we are merely relating an anecdote provided by one of our agents who had subconsciously conceived of a possible outcome of the sw pt; it was not the intention of our agent either to entertain anyone or to provide gl with some ‘awesome’ ideas.

~ the temperature outside the angry red planet offices is currently 91 degrees.

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