~ those with neil morris mp3s should now contact us with your soulseek [w] user name so that we may duplicate your files on our local machines.

~ research has revealed that cordless phone conversations in the density of harlem are effortlessly received by neighbors with cordless headphones.

~ we are grateful and excited about that 4% increase in income for next year that our president has promised to us; we are looking forward to a dinner of 4% more canned beans.

tagged media, new-york-city

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~ while the angry red planet eschews all forms of idolatry, we wish the best for the celebrations for fellow georgian martin luther king, jr.

tagged kudos

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~ we hate you:

“that is so new york”
“you go, ….!”
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tagged new-york-city, quote

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~ while our thoughts are on from the ground, please find on their projects page [w]
a new portfolio of postcards from paris, so that you may see who was spending their time in france working while the rest of us were fattening ourselves on bjorg and maoz.

tagged paris, snacks, wrk.grp

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~ front page image adjustment courtesy of from the ground [w]:

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6. deleted comblike selection @ top of GermSniper.jpg
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11. flattened layers.
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~ we have not determined which is more disturbing: the mysterious
arrival of an unsolicited copy of henry miller’s ‘quiet days in clichy’
in our mail room or the simultaneous arrival of an equally unexpected
copy of george foreman’s ‘george foreman’s knock-out-the-fat’ cookbook.

~ our readers who nobly serve in the fdny should consider removing
the tattered, smog-stained flags that you have been dragging behind
your trucks for the past 16 months - unless, of course, it is your
intention to desecrate your national banner.

~ the latest issue of ‘tangled web’, ’twas the fight before
christmas’, is a hollow, disgraceful attempt to repeat the formula that
brought acclaim to last year’s ‘open all night’. regardless, some in
our office have indicated that they would like to make the acquaintance
of the young lady who works as santa’s elf - hopefully before johnny
storm puts any more moves on her.

tagged new-york-city, spider-man

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~ our holidays were extended a few days past new year’s day; we spent the extra time on the new jersey turnpike, in corporate movie theaters, and watching paramedics haul away our neighbor’s body. it was not only for us that the first week of the new year was filled with excitement, if one can judge from the stains of vomit on the sidewalk and the four
civilians killed by the nypd.

~ concerning our work-trip to clichy and neighboring paris: not surprisingly, we cooked up few physical artifacts to present as evidence for the formidable amount of work we accomplished. apart from two (2) pages of ‘notes’, compiled in the jardin du luxembourg, and a fifteen (15) entry ‘outline’, drafted in wayne county’s detroit metropolitan airport, there is little to differentiate this trip from that which many would call a ‘vacation’.

~ we suspect that the new image series, “g.i.joe frontline”, is either for children or is just childish.

tagged comic-books, paris, travel

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