11 January 2003 _ 11h06m18 EDT
~ we have not determined which is more disturbing: the mysterious
arrival of an unsolicited copy of henry miller’s ‘quiet days in clichy’
in our mail room or the simultaneous arrival of an equally unexpected
copy of george foreman’s ‘george foreman’s knock-out-the-fat’ cookbook.
~ our readers who nobly serve in the fdny should consider removing
the tattered, smog-stained flags that you have been dragging behind
your trucks for the past 16 months – unless, of course, it is your
intention to desecrate your national banner.
~ the latest issue of ‘tangled web’, ’twas the fight before
christmas’, is a hollow, disgraceful attempt to repeat the formula that
brought acclaim to last year’s ‘open all night’. regardless, some in
our office have indicated that they would like to make the acquaintance
of the young lady who works as santa’s elf – hopefully before johnny
storm puts any more moves on her.
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