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From: “the angry red planet”
To: “plamil foods”
Sent: Wednesday, August 17, 2005 11:43 AM
Subject: dark chocolate labelHello,
One of my colleagues recently delivered to me a package that contained an assortment of your Organic Chocolate bars, so that I may sample vegan confections of the UK which are unavailable in my country. For the most part, the wrappers are and accurate representation of the contents, but I find that the colour of the Organic Dark Chocolate is misleading. I notice that the wrapper is a dark brown, which I find does not optimally describe the ‘darkness’ of the chocolate. Whilst cocoa is indeed brown, the idea of ‘dark chocolate’ is best understood through the use of black. To reflect the cocoa content of your dark chocolate, the wrapper should be recoloured as 87% of black, rather than dark brown. My comparisons with greyscale palettes, of course, have been failures, as the wrapper is currently brown, but I advise you to conduct experiments with your printers to reach the appropriate shade. Apart from the colour issue, the layout rest of the wrapper is exquisite. Thank you.
'jt' responds:
where’s my cayenne bar, boy!
24 August 2005 _ 17h13m55 EDT [link]
'gray' responds:
nice stack of chocolate bars…are you searching for a golden ticket?
25 August 2005 _ 07h49m00 EDT [link]
'ashley' responds:
where”s my cayenne bar, boy!
there is only one; i will trade you for a frijilero’s.
25 August 2005 _ 17h44m18 EDT [link]
'ashley' responds:
who asked about ‘me’? matt mauldin, lungfish, or james joyce? i heard about that tortilla’s party; i wasn’t invited, so i spent the evening eating chickpeas from a can and browsing vcds on ebay.
26 August 2005 _ 07h43m27 EDT [link]
speaking of food…
26 August 2005 _ 07h35m32 EDT [link]
i saw matt mauldin and his new son (named after singer of lungfish) at james joyces’ 30th birthday jam last weekend. they even had one of the cooks from tortillas there to make authentic tortillas burritos (and they were the same watered down shit they always were). he asked about you though.
you play a good game, boy! now you die!
26 August 2005 _ 07h41m10 EDT [link]
‘me’ was asked about by matt mauldin, to whom i administered a minor brow-beating for not allowing angry red planet to write the liner notes to the new car vs. driver discography. i haven’t seen it yet, but supposedly you are pictured in it.
26 August 2005 _ 09h02m17 EDT [link]
do you think you weren’t invited because you live in another state?
'ashley' responds:
what are you talking about?
26 August 2005 _ 21h20m17 EDT [link]
have you not received your complimentary copy of the double disc car vs. driver discography? gavin duh put it out not too long ago.
29 August 2005 _ 07h46m12 EDT [link]
'ashley' responds:
haha: ‘gavin’ + ‘complimentary’
29 August 2005 _ 08h22m12 EDT [link]
jt: i am short 40c for this cerberus shoal cd you put out, can i get you later?
gf: no way man.
jt: you owe me hundreds of dollars and i have given you free zines for years.
gf: get off my property.
29 August 2005 _ 09h49m43 EDT [link]
'ashley' responds:
once you sold out, you foreited your claim to all outstanding debts; that money is meant to remain within the scene economy.
29 August 2005 _ 10h04m19 EDT [link]
hmm… i didnt sell out until 2002 though, why wasnt i getting my residuals during the previous 6 years?
29 August 2005 _ 12h21m00 EDT [link]
'ashley' responds:
whilst your ethical sellout may have occurred in 2002, i heard you sold the scene out in 1998.
29 August 2005 _ 15h31m01 EDT [link]
i think your source had a conflict of interest, namely, his fat wallet. luckily i was well accepted into the koo’s / anaheim scene!
29 August 2005 _ 18h08m20 EDT [link]
'The roots of racism' responds:
Program on the emergence of civilization.
“14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
None from the sub-Saharan African continent.
13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.”
Favor.
And disfavor.They point out Africans” attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.
The roots of racism are not of this earth.
Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.
The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.
Organizational Heirarchy
Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management—
3. Mafia (evil) aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere (“On planets where they approved evil.”)Then we come to terrestrial management:
4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
5. Romans – they answer to the egyptians
6. Mafia – the real-world interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.Survival of the favored.
Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
1986 James Bond View to a Kill—1989 San Fransisco Loma Prieta earthquake.Journal: 10 composition books + 39 megs of text files
29 August 2005 _ 23h58m12 EDT [link]
– catastrophe
– ‘a view to a kill’
30 August 2005 _ 22h34m16 EDT [link]
public response: