the angry red planet

Please enjoy these posts with nude muslim men!!

~ all y’all who think that having a woman involved in the abuse of prisoners was some masterful, genius stroke at the confidence of arab muslim men, allow us to inform you of a fact that we thought was well known to all: no one, of any race/religion/gender, likes to have someone laugh and point at their genitals. is there something peculiar about arabs’/muslims’ desire to keep their bodies covered? take us to a single high school in des moines or office park in dunwoody and show us a group of whites’/christians’ who would be content to be lined up hooded and naked so that strange men and women can make fun of their penises. it’s not that complicated.

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~ if they will make a porno with john bobbitt and one with that ice skater who had that other ice skater beaten up, we bet that it is only a matter of time before lynndie england is approached by someone from ‘the industry’. they will probably have to wait a few years. on the other hand, would it increase sales if they made the movie when she was still in prison (serving her own term, not as a guard)? one’s mind boggles with the possibilities.

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~ though we ridiculed billy of lazylamb [w] when he sent this article to us, we will pass it along; there are no new ideas here [w], even by vonnegut’s standards, but there are a couple of choice phrases that the old coot has managed to wring out of his dusty mind.

~ what did you enjoy trying to find on the angry red planet in 2012? ‘muslim’ appeared in some form of search most frequently; the phrases used are in descending order, along with some of our favorites highlighted:

oscar niemeyer – 14.5 %
nude muslim men – 5.7 %
naked muslim men – 5.4 %
niemeyer – 1.8 %
muslim men naked – 1.6 %
muslim nude men – 1.5 %
muslim men nude – 1.2 %
nude muslim man – 1.1 %
muslim naked men – 1 % – 1 %


4 May 2009 16:49:31 january
4 May 2009 16:38:39 JOHN BOBBITT NUDE
4 May 2009 16:10:30 nude muslim men
4 May 2009 15:49:15 muslims porno
4 May 2009 14:44:36 fuck epson
4 May 2009 14:34:56 john bobbitt nude
4 May 2009 13:40:14 november
4 May 2009 13:40:00 nude muslim
4 May 2009 13:32:55 april
4 May 2009 13:23:48 december
4 May 2009 12:43:54 “Bike Septa”
4 May 2009 12:21:38 horny men muslim
4 May 2009 12:19:49 nude on planet
4 May 2009 10:55:33 fuck starbucks
4 May 2009 10:21:40 starbucks fuck
4 May 2009 10:20:10 envoy properties
4 May 2009 09:44:31 men porno
4 May 2009 08:24:13 february
4 May 2009 07:25:18 nude men
4 May 2009 06:58:59 men.porno

~ ha! finally the losers searching for nude muslim men have been overrun by those suckers who came here looking for pirate snipers. we reckon that most internet browsers want to see photos of snipers shooting at pirate ships, but we imagine that muslim men’s naked bodies look a lot like xians’ and jews’. anyway, we hope you all find what you need!

~ our time these days has been duopolized by the marquis project at sisyphean and by postbaroque. not to say that there is a staggering production of work in these other arenas, for most of that time has been invested in the part of the process known as ‘staring vacantly at the wall’ or ‘weeping quietly over drafting board’ or ‘seeking clarity in escape’. no one gives a shit about postbaroque, but one can read more about the marquis project at toastmaster’s grounds [w] and see the project proper at sisyphean [w].

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~ for filler, we have stolen from sisyphean the end-of-the-month ritual of posting the search terms that lead newcomers to the angry red planet. whereas queries on perry kulper’s architecture and the crowmaker are of interest to the fans, the visitors here seem to have more prurient and/or angry thoughts:

angry red planet : 7.3 %
the angry red planet : 4.2 %
men porno : 3.6 %
nude muslim : 3.6 %
coy howard : 1.5 %
muslim nude : 1.5 %
comic book reader .cbr .cbz : 1.2 %
fahrenheit 911 bittorrent : 1.2 %
fuck condoleeza : 1.2 %
nude muslims : 0.9 %