‘do you remember that movie ‘orca’?’
‘yes’
‘those whales have a long memory. that girl may have done something to make that whale mad long ago, and he has been waiting for his chance to get her’.

hmm, the way we remember it, the orca in ‘orca’ caused a town to explode into fiery pieces. we can only wish…

‘cunt’ isn’t mainstream?  one of the most iconic shows in the history of television, ‘the sopranos’, which i know the times has creamed over, did not let a day go by without helping to put ‘cunt’ a household usage, ex: ‘i’m about a cunt hair away from throwing this text-a-day project in the trash’.

what fucking parent would be letting their kids go see -spoiler alert- humans being chopped in half and burned alive, even if the killer was 18+, but ‘blanch’ at the idea of seeing a 13 year old saying ‘fuck’.  we didn’t have red band trailers when we were 13, back in the 1970’s, to teach us about ‘pecker’, ’snatch’, and ‘cumguzzling’, but we sure as shit talked about it, as does every kid whose mom works at beliefnet – guaranteed.

about the only thing that ‘makes sense’ in this article ironically comes from a corporate studio:

“It’s really important for people to know what kind of movie this is so they can make an appropriate decision about whether or not they want to see it.” – NYTimes.com.

you mean they don’t want some asswipe retard walking into the theater, expecting to see mr. fantastic using his stretching abilities for some gosh-darn zany dancing, surprised upon seeing a comic book movie about a guy whose only superpower is beating people in the face with sticks?  actually, that’s too bad…

Orca kills SeaWorld trainer
-msnbc

good.

After hot dog death, choking warning urged

CHICAGO – When 4-year-old Eric Stavros Adler choked to death on a piece of hot dog, his anguished mother never dreamed that the popular kids’ food could be so dangerous.

Some food makers including Oscar Mayer have warning labels about choking, but not nearly enough, says Joan Stavros Adler, Eric’s mom.
- msnbc.com.

it’s hard enough trying to explain to a swede why the united states is in our top three (3) favourite countries, but the notion that we need warning labels to tell us that putting objects in our mouths carries the risk of choking or that we need help with the activity eating makes this country seem so incontrovertibly stupid, we will never win the argument.

Her son had eaten hot dogs before without any problem.

Hot dogs are “almost as American as apple pie,” she said. “You really don’t know how horrible it can be.”

agreed, we’ve surely never head heard anything horrible about hot dogs!

‘the one i don’t get is this picasso…he’s just a nut who somehow got elevated to this…this…great artist while no one knows ansel adams.’

Facebook appears glitchy Saturday
AP
57 mins ago

NEW YORK – Facebook users have been complaining about problems at the social media site. -yahoo news

do we need to create an ‘inane’ or ‘purely dumb’ tag, or would ‘obvious‘ cover that?

mmm-sections 83

email quote:

i content myself with the notion that society is going to collapse very soon…

On Fri, Dec 4, 2009 at 11:23 AM, the angry red planet wrote:
>> i don’t understand how people get a book deal by saying they are going to write something in the future…

though the creators of that ‘child lingerie’ line have since piped up and said that the outfits are tutus, not teddies. we suppose that means pedophiles can now have the catalogs sent directly to their home address rather than the abandoned house across the street.