the angry red planet http://www.angryredplanet.org/log burying you since 1997 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:31:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 jawk three http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/2012/01/30/jawk-three/ http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/2012/01/30/jawk-three/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:23:01 +0000 the angry red planet http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/?p=2043 ~ we scored these guys:

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And, in a repeat of a line he often repeated on the presidential campaign trail here four years ago, McCain joked about Zsa Zsa Gabor’s sex life…..”I feel a bit like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s fifth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do, but I don’t know how to make it interesting.”

A few feet away, Romney let out an awkward giggle.”I thought we only brought one actor and comedian here today,” Romney told McCain when it was his turn at the mic. “Gosh, that was quite a repartee there, senator. That was fabulous.”  [Yahoo!]

of course what mccain said was inane and not amusing, and there are doubtlessly numerous other articles to cover that. however, that is not the point here, repartee is not just a single (tired, awkward, or otherwise) one-liner, fool! it is a witty conversation between two sharp thinkers, such as the great cafe tableaux on the road show podcasts 2011, not a musty soundbite read from a cue card by a dead man.

repartee : n. adroitness and cleverness in reply -definr

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]]> http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/2011/12/26/anatomy-of-a-holiday-2011/feed/ 2 grindcore house, r.i.p. http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/2011/12/24/grindcore-house-r-i-p/ http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/2011/12/24/grindcore-house-r-i-p/#comments Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:50:39 +0000 the angry red planet http://www.angryredplanet.org/log/?p=2007 ~ public letter to the guy who had a chocolate labrador off-leash in the middle of grindcore house this morning: did you notice the ring of people who couldn’t approach the counter because your 70# dog was running in circles was barking at everyone in the room? probably not, since you were grinning at everyone and saying ‘what a good dog’ and kissing its muzzle. we had to wait five (5) minutes to get to the counter for a refill because you are a selfish prick. you brought us out of retirement just to say that we hope that you are the person louis ck said might be dead before christmas in that online special on his site.

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‘i don’t celebrate bullshit thanksgiving‘

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we assume that the directive here was to design a book jacket that is as awful as the man pictured in the photo.

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