‘i don’t celebrate bullshit thanksgiving‘
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how to draw comics the dc way*:
PANEL 4
Harley sitting naked in a bathtub with toasters, blow dryers, blenders, appliances all dangling above the bathtub and she has a cord that will release them all. We are watching the moment before the inevitable death. Her expression is one of “oh well, guess that”s it for me” and she has resigned herself to the moment that is going to happen.
*aka: female characters are good for two things: sex and dying.
to be considered worthy for dc comics, you need to demonstrate your ability to depict women committing suicide. naked. fuck dc comics!!
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roadside U.S. 275
we once went on a tirade against the cliche of ‘[he/she] is trying to hard’ — because everyone tries too hard, therefore no one is trying. also, the people who ‘try too hard’ are often ‘somebodies’ because of it, rather than nobodies who post on a website twice a year, bitching about someone else’s fun. however, artforum is really trying too hard. something (my experience with human nature) tells me that the fart huffers who read, write, and/or edit artforum would not be caught dead within a country mile of the neighborhoods where this movie was filmed; it’s the equivalent of saying the poverty in china or india or mexico makes for beautiful photographs, or that the visually striking image of a plane hitting the world trade center is marvelous to behold. therefore, artforum is worse than 9/11. i hope everyone in this movie dies.
~ reed richards, ‘the smartest man in the marvel universe’
the state of pennsylvania doesn’t have a coast, professor. i hate the times when comics are dumb for no reason.
[ed. lake erie does not count]
