~ today we are using this hideous layout because our usual theme, proust, seems to be incompatible with the earth hour countdown bar thing at the top of this page. unplug your vampyre applyances and lift a candle in honour of our missing background-image tonight.
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again, we can’t complain about a star’s name plastered over their face, but we think we can dispense with the title of the movie on this one. the image alone makes the narrative very clear.
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we can’t make our ‘trademark’ movie poster complaint about this, because we don’t know, nor do we expect that anyone else knows, who ‘joshua jackson’ is. plus, there is a motorcycle, which hints at a plot device. nevertheless, we are confident that this movie sucks.
