{"id":1304,"date":"2009-01-20T22:28:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T02:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/01\/20\/joes-flax-pasta\/"},"modified":"2015-12-03T12:21:57","modified_gmt":"2015-12-03T17:21:57","slug":"joes-flax-pasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/01\/20\/joes-flax-pasta\/","title":{"rendered":"joe&#8217;s, flax, pasta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ a historically sad day for our country:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;At this time the Pasta With Flax has been discontinued due to slow sales in all of our stores. This product was specifically produced for Trader Joe&#8217;s and is no longer being manufactured&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ a historically sad day for our country: &#8220;&#8230;At this time the Pasta With Flax has been discontinued due to slow sales in all of our stores. This product was specifically produced for Trader Joe&#8217;s and is no longer being manufactured&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-mundanities"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}