{"id":1319,"date":"2009-02-03T12:45:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T16:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/02\/03\/youll-wish-you-hadnt\/"},"modified":"2009-02-03T12:47:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T16:47:52","slug":"youll-wish-you-hadnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/02\/03\/youll-wish-you-hadnt\/","title":{"rendered":"you&#8217;ll wish you hadn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ seeing the purchases of the soon-to-be-sorry sap in front of us last night, tj&#8217;s has the nerve to still offer &#8216;<a href=\"\/log\/2000\/02\/15\/i-wish-i-hadnt\/\" title=\"previous entry\">home browns<\/a>&#8216; as they cancel pasta w\/ flax and those refried black beans and that &#8216;hi-protein crunch&#8217; stuff. i know that they keep things based on popularity; why would people buy frozen oatmeal whilst letting blister peanuts disappear?  &#8216;has the whole world gone crazy?&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ seeing the purchases of the soon-to-be-sorry sap in front of us last night, tj&#8217;s has the nerve to still offer &#8216;home browns&#8216; as they cancel pasta w\/ flax and those refried black beans and that &#8216;hi-protein crunch&#8217; stuff. i know that they keep things based on popularity; why would people buy frozen oatmeal whilst [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,8],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-mundanities","tag-snacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}