{"id":1351,"date":"2009-04-09T11:22:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T15:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2018-03-11T14:17:52","modified_gmt":"2018-03-11T18:17:52","slug":"gooby-looks-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/04\/09\/gooby-looks-terrible\/","title":{"rendered":"gooby looks terrible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20090409A.jpg\" alt=\"Gooby\" height=\"420\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20090409A.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20090409A-209x300.jpg 209w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>again, we can&#8217;t bitch about the lack of narrative information in this film poster, as this banal specimen adequately represents how boring and subversively creepy the movie must be. we mainly wanted to direct your attention to the awful production quality of the trailer; this piece looks so crummy and vacuous, one would almost feel sorry for the kids whose sappy parents make them sit through it, if one was not consumed with frustrated rage:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9H5BAjLFvl4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"\/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"\/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9H5BAjLFvl4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>that anti-semitic mickey mouse show that hamas ran had better production values. by the way, &#8216;gooby&#8217; is featured at cannes. fact!<\/p>\n<p>also, we would be surprised if anyone could recall a single decent film that has featured eugene levy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ again, we can&#8217;t bitch about the lack of narrative information in this film poster, as this banal specimen adequately represents how boring and subversively creepy the movie must be. we mainly wanted to direct your attention to the awful production quality of the trailer; this piece looks so crummy and vacuous, one would almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-design"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1354,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions\/1354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}