{"id":1552,"date":"2009-09-17T16:42:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T20:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/09\/17\/dollar-tree-quote\/"},"modified":"2009-09-17T16:49:29","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T20:49:29","slug":"dollar-tree-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/09\/17\/dollar-tree-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"dollar tree quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ overheard at world&#8217;s largest dollar tree:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>when i was in jamestown last week, i saw the wine glasses that i want.  they were $343 apiece. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ overheard at world&#8217;s largest dollar tree: when i was in jamestown last week, i saw the wine glasses that i want. they were $343 apiece.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,15],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-quote"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}