{"id":1684,"date":"2009-12-16T11:47:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T15:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/12\/16\/a-jew\/"},"modified":"2009-12-16T11:49:58","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T15:49:58","slug":"a-jew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2009\/12\/16\/a-jew\/","title":{"rendered":"(a jew)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ overheard at goodwill of venice:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;i don&#8217;t know if he was baptist or methodist, but whatever jesus was, that&#8217;s what i want to be&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>hint: he wasn&#8217;t either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ overheard at goodwill of venice: &#8220;i don&#8217;t know if he was baptist or methodist, but whatever jesus was, that&#8217;s what i want to be&#8221;. hint: he wasn&#8217;t either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-quote"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1685,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}