{"id":198,"date":"2005-08-03T09:25:19","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T14:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/08\/03\/bike-theft-philadelphia\/"},"modified":"2012-04-28T11:22:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-28T15:22:56","slug":"bike-theft-philadelphia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/08\/03\/bike-theft-philadelphia\/","title":{"rendered":"bike, theft, philadelphia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ to the bitches who ripped the hasp from the gate to the cage in which we stow our <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily261.jpg\" title=\"a daily image\">huffy<\/a>, thanks for keeping us on our toes! we have grown fat and complacent due to the pleasant weather and <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily260.jpg\" title=\"a daily image\">apple pies<\/a>; we sometimes need to be reminded that hospitality has deserted <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily262.jpg\" title=\"a daily image\">philadelphia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ to the bitches who ripped the hasp from the gate to the cage in which we stow our huffy, thanks for keeping us on our toes! we have grown fat and complacent due to the pleasant weather and apple pies; we sometimes need to be reminded that hospitality has deserted philadelphia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,19],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-philadelphia"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2170,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}