{"id":199,"date":"2005-08-22T17:08:09","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T22:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/08\/22\/protein-content-of-flour\/"},"modified":"2015-12-06T00:37:46","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T05:37:46","slug":"protein-content-of-flour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/08\/22\/protein-content-of-flour\/","title":{"rendered":"protein content of flour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: everything i find remarks on how king arthur&#8217;s is higher protein<br \/>\n2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: than other all-p<br \/>\n2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: it made your cake more dense\/firm<br \/>\n2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: rather than fluffy<br \/>\n2:08 PM terracimmeria: maybe you should send that info to metropolitan<br \/>\n2:08 PM terracimmeria: so they can make proper bagels<br \/>\n2:08 PM terracimmeria: shit<br \/>\n2:08 PM terracimmeria: king arthur is responsible for that cake status<br \/>\n2:09 PM terracimmeria: i should start a new website<br \/>\n2:09 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: i mean, the flavor is fine, the texture is off, though, because of that<br \/>\n2:09 PM terracimmeria: &#8216;king arthur&#8217;s protein content caused my cake to be too fucking dense!&#8217;<br \/>\n2:09 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: .com<br \/>\n2:09 PM terracimmeria: fuckarthur.com<br \/>\n2:09 PM terracimmeria: shit<br \/>\n2:10 PM terracimmeria: i can&#8217;t believe we returned to fucking mugs<br \/>\n2:10 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: calm down<br \/>\n2:11 PM terracimmeria: and why isn&#8217;t eric rudolph referred to as a &#8216;christian terrorist&#8217; like the islamic bombers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: everything i find remarks on how king arthur&#8217;s is higher protein 2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: than other all-p 2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: it made your cake more dense\/firm 2:08 PM xxxxxxxxxxx: rather than fluffy 2:08 PM terracimmeria: maybe you should send that info to metropolitan 2:08 PM terracimmeria: so they can make proper bagels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,8],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-mundanities","tag-snacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2751,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/2751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}