{"id":2031,"date":"2012-01-29T11:27:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T16:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/?p=2031"},"modified":"2012-01-29T11:38:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T16:38:39","slug":"mitt-romney-is-an-asshole-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2012\/01\/29\/mitt-romney-is-an-asshole-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Romney is an asshole, part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>And, in a repeat of a line he often repeated on the presidential campaign trail here four years ago, McCain joked about Zsa Zsa Gabor&#8217;s sex life&#8230;..&#8221;I feel a bit like Zsa Zsa Gabor&#8217;s fifth husband. I know what I&#8217;m supposed to do, but I don&#8217;t know how to make it interesting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few feet away, Romney let out an awkward giggle.&#8221;I thought we only brought one actor and comedian here today,&#8221; Romney told McCain when it was his turn at the mic. &#8220;Gosh, that was quite a repartee there, senator. That was fabulous.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 [<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/mitt-romney-picks-jon-voight-endorsement-jokes-angelina-192806646.html\">Yahoo!<\/a>]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>of course what mccain said was inane and not amusing, and there are doubtlessly numerous other articles to cover that. however, that is not the point here, repartee is not just a single (tired, awkward, or otherwise) one-liner, fool! it is a witty conversation between two sharp thinkers, such as the great cafe tableaux <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafetableaux.com\/etcetera-coffeehouse\/\" title=\"coffee shop reviews\">on the road show podcasts 2011<\/a>, not a musty soundbite read from a cue card by a dead man.<\/p>\n<p>repartee : n. adroitness and cleverness in reply &#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/definr.com\/repartee\" title=\"repartee\">definr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And, in a repeat of a line he often repeated on the presidential campaign trail here four years ago, McCain joked about Zsa Zsa Gabor&#8217;s sex life&#8230;..&#8221;I feel a bit like Zsa Zsa Gabor&#8217;s fifth husband. I know what I&#8217;m supposed to do, but I don&#8217;t know how to make it interesting.&#8221; A few feet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,34,10],"class_list":["post-2031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-language","tag-politics"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2031"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2041,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions\/2041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}