{"id":208,"date":"2005-09-22T10:27:33","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T15:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/09\/22\/bike-theft-in-philadelphia\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T11:49:18","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T16:49:18","slug":"bike-theft-in-philadelphia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2005\/09\/22\/bike-theft-in-philadelphia\/","title":{"rendered":"bike theft in philadelphia"},"content":{"rendered":"

~ overheard in alley behind angry red planet offices:<\/p>\n

“get off that bike! give me that bike!”
\n“do you want to come take it?”
\n“yeah!”..”pussy!”..”i’ll smack you!”..”queer!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

~ overheard in alley behind angry red planet offices: “get off that bike! give me that bike!” “do you want to come take it?” “yeah!”..”pussy!”..”i’ll smack you!”..”queer!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,19],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bikes","tag-philadelphia"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}