{"id":302,"date":"2002-08-13T22:02:13","date_gmt":"2002-08-14T03:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/08\/13\/objects-and-furniture-7\/"},"modified":"2007-11-08T11:21:19","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T16:21:19","slug":"krasdale-mercedes-luftballons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/08\/13\/krasdale-mercedes-luftballons\/","title":{"rendered":"krasdale, mercedes, luftballons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;you know how it feels when you don&#8217;t want to take the mercedes to the party &#8211; you just take the other car? that&#8217;s how i feel today.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nno. but we do know what it feels like to pick up a bag covered with sesame seeds that turn out to be maggots. and we know what it feels like save 20 cents by eating a box of krasdale [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.krasdalefoods.com\/default.htm\" title=\"external link\">w<\/a>] frozen okra that contains nothing but the stems. and we know what it feels like to wear an $4 tie from k-mart while cutting open a trash bag on the street to extract a book that might fetch 95 cents on half.com. is this anything like choosing the car that isn&#8217;t the mercedes?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n~ today, inexplicably, for the first time, we discerned that the lyrics are &#8220;..bugs in the software flash the message &#8216;something&#8217;s out there&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ &#8220;you know how it feels when you don&#8217;t want to take the mercedes to the party &#8211; you just take the other car? that&#8217;s how i feel today.&#8221; &nbsp; no. but we do know what it feels like to pick up a bag covered with sesame seeds that turn out to be maggots. and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,15],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-quote"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}