{"id":306,"date":"2002-08-05T12:43:13","date_gmt":"2002-08-05T17:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/08\/05\/objects-and-furniture-11\/"},"modified":"2009-05-21T08:47:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T12:47:01","slug":"piss-copulate-shoplift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/08\/05\/piss-copulate-shoplift\/","title":{"rendered":"piss, copulate, shoplift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ if you pull your taxi to the side of riverside drive to piss into a gatorade bottle, our agents will spot you.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"a dot\" \/><\/div>\n<p>~ if you copulate on the slopes of morningside park, our agents will find you.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"a dot\" \/><\/div>\n<p>~ if you shoplift at westside market, our agents will ignore you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ if you pull your taxi to the side of riverside drive to piss into a gatorade bottle, our agents will spot you. ~ if you copulate on the slopes of morningside park, our agents will find you. ~ if you shoplift at westside market, our agents will ignore you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-new-york-city"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1421,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/1421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}