{"id":319,"date":"2002-06-25T07:14:09","date_gmt":"2002-06-25T12:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/06\/25\/mta-security-at-blood-donations\/"},"modified":"2009-05-21T08:41:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T12:41:09","slug":"mta-security-at-blood-donations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/06\/25\/mta-security-at-blood-donations\/","title":{"rendered":"mta security at blood donations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ you can walk away from the security guards at the mta bus depot in east <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily201.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">manhattan<\/a>, as they will not get up from their scooters when trying to interrupt your drifting. the security guards at the citicorp tower will walk away from you if you shout the phrase &#8220;go ahead and touch me motherfucker; i dare you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"a dot\" \/><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n~ overheard at red cross donation center: &#8220;we only give platelets because we can see cool movies like &#8216;first knight'&#8221; -kron, 2002<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ you can walk away from the security guards at the mta bus depot in east manhattan, as they will not get up from their scooters when trying to interrupt your drifting. the security guards at the citicorp tower will walk away from you if you shout the phrase &#8220;go ahead and touch me motherfucker; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,15],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-new-york-city","tag-quote"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1418,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/1418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}