{"id":322,"date":"2002-06-20T18:43:15","date_gmt":"2002-06-20T23:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/06\/20\/dyslexic-cops\/"},"modified":"2008-12-16T23:40:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T03:40:29","slug":"dyslexic-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/06\/20\/dyslexic-cops\/","title":{"rendered":"dyslexic cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ a cop pulling over a man on the beach loses his shit over the cop car loudspeaker: &#8220;pull over to the right! pull over to the right!!! to the right!!!!!! where the bikes are!!!&#8221; meanwhile, the bikes were on the driver&#8217;s &#8211; and the cop&#8217;s &#8211; left.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><br \/>\n~ green suited humans have been spotted taking up pieces of <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily203.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">garbage<\/a> from the sidewalk on 115th street. they placed the trash into cylindrical containers, then transported it elsewhere. perplexing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ a cop pulling over a man on the beach loses his shit over the cop car loudspeaker: &#8220;pull over to the right! pull over to the right!!! to the right!!!!!! where the bikes are!!!&#8221; meanwhile, the bikes were on the driver&#8217;s &#8211; and the cop&#8217;s &#8211; left. ~ green suited humans have been spotted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-new-york-city"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1140,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/1140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}