{"id":328,"date":"2002-05-04T12:54:05","date_gmt":"2002-05-04T17:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/05\/04\/banana-muffins\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T22:12:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:12:13","slug":"banana-muffins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/05\/04\/banana-muffins\/","title":{"rendered":"banana muffins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ since it apparently has become acceptable for children to be taken out of school en masse for showings of the &#8216;spider-man&#8217; motion picture [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiderman.sonypictures.com\" title=\"external link\">w<\/a>], the anticipated peaceful morning viewing was stolen from our angry red agents. enjoying instead banana muffins and post offices on 125th street; we turn this weekend&#8217;s attention to films with apparently less public educational value, and therefore less noisy, snotty vermin, such as &#8216;dogtown and z-boys&#8217; [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dogtownmovie.com\" title=\"external link\">w<\/a>].<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ since it apparently has become acceptable for children to be taken out of school en masse for showings of the &#8216;spider-man&#8217; motion picture [w], the anticipated peaceful morning viewing was stolen from our angry red agents. enjoying instead banana muffins and post offices on 125th street; we turn this weekend&#8217;s attention to films with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41,32],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-media","tag-spider-man"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}