{"id":333,"date":"2002-04-19T17:04:14","date_gmt":"2002-04-19T22:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/04\/19\/ben-affleck-is-clever\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T22:10:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:10:43","slug":"ben-affleck-is-clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2002\/04\/19\/ben-affleck-is-clever\/","title":{"rendered":"ben affleck is clever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ this surprisingly astute quip from ben affleck is almost enough to inspire us to reevaluate our position that he is nothing but an elbow-bending cretin:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Jennifer Lopez is opening a restaurant and I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s covering the world news for Reuters. Is there anybody on the Middle East beat?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><br \/>\n~ however, there is little danger that any priorities of the media and its consumers are misaligned by the focus on puffy sean&#8217;s ex&#8217;s latest mimicry of his business plans; mr. affleck, like many others, does not grasp that the middle east situation is a global canard. the system understands that there must be variety in the red herrings they feed us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ this surprisingly astute quip from ben affleck is almost enough to inspire us to reevaluate our position that he is nothing but an elbow-bending cretin: &#8220;Jennifer Lopez is opening a restaurant and I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s covering the world news for Reuters. Is there anybody on the Middle East beat?&#8221; ~ however, there is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-media"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}