{"id":406,"date":"2001-12-30T17:44:09","date_gmt":"2001-12-30T22:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/30\/pissants-posing-in-front-of-world-trade-center-ruins\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T21:34:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T02:34:57","slug":"pissants-posing-in-front-of-world-trade-center-ruins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/30\/pissants-posing-in-front-of-world-trade-center-ruins\/","title":{"rendered":"pissants posing in front of world trade center ruins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ the new viewing platform is open for pissants who need to gawk at the wreckage of the world trade center; it is doubtlessly wide enough to enable all of them to pose for photographs in front of the wreckage, and certainly there is a booth for &#8220;my parents went to the smoldering ruins of the world trade center and all i got was this lousy t-shirt&#8221; t-shirts. we wish that all of the people coming here to enjoy the ruins &#8211; who will go back to their offices and garages and lounges and regale their coworkers with the highlight of their trip having been seeing a corpse pulled from the debris &#8211; would stay home and entertain themselves by looking at train wrecks and freeway pile-ups and rotten.com; actually, we wish they would all be involved in train wrecks and freeway pile-ups&#8230;and be featured on rotten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ the new viewing platform is open for pissants who need to gawk at the wreckage of the world trade center; it is doubtlessly wide enough to enable all of them to pose for photographs in front of the wreckage, and certainly there is a booth for &#8220;my parents went to the smoldering ruins of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,24],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-world-trade-center"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}