{"id":408,"date":"2001-12-15T17:30:13","date_gmt":"2001-12-15T22:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/15\/israel-on-mars\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T23:56:46","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:56:46","slug":"israel-on-mars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/15\/israel-on-mars\/","title":{"rendered":"israel on mars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ whoever has been knocking on the office door all day should know that it is not going to be opened.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ we retooled and updated the <a href=\"javascript:void(special=open('\/scene\/usa\/','usa','toolbar=no,scrolling=no,scrollable=no,scrollbars=no,resize=no,status=no,width=660,height=480,top=150,left=140'))\">&#8216;usa&#8217;<\/a> scene report.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ our middle east peace plan:<br \/>\n1) deposit all israelis and palestinians on mars, and tell them to build a colony or die.<br \/>\n2) see how long they bicker and murder over each other&#8217;s crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ whoever has been knocking on the office door all day should know that it is not going to be opened. ~ we retooled and updated the &#8216;usa&#8217; scene report. ~ our middle east peace plan: 1) deposit all israelis and palestinians on mars, and tell them to build a colony or die. 2) see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,7],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-politics","tag-sci-arc"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}