{"id":416,"date":"2001-12-03T11:37:08","date_gmt":"2001-12-03T16:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/03\/israel-solves-issue-of-suicide-bombimg\/"},"modified":"2018-03-11T13:26:50","modified_gmt":"2018-03-11T17:26:50","slug":"israel-solves-issue-of-suicide-bombimg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/12\/03\/israel-solves-issue-of-suicide-bombimg\/","title":{"rendered":"israel solves issue of suicide bombimg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ well, since some shoppers were killed, the israelis have blown up a couple of yasser arafat&#8217;s helicopters and shot some missles into the barracks of his guards. what an inspirational solution. we bet there won&#8217;t be any more suicide attacks now!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>~ by the way, &#8216;ginger&#8217;, or &#8216;it&#8217;, is a huge disappointment, as is any invention short of a personal teleportation device.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ well, since some shoppers were killed, the israelis have blown up a couple of yasser arafat&#8217;s helicopters and shot some missles into the barracks of his guards. what an inspirational solution. we bet there won&#8217;t be any more suicide attacks now! ~ by the way, &#8216;ginger&#8217;, or &#8216;it&#8217;, is a huge disappointment, as is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,22],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-objects"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}