{"id":480,"date":"2001-07-04T02:33:44","date_gmt":"2001-07-04T07:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/07\/04\/burning-4th-of-july\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T22:15:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:15:31","slug":"burning-4th-of-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/07\/04\/burning-4th-of-july\/","title":{"rendered":"burning 4th of july"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ far be it that the angry red planet chooses to do anything but eschew nationalism, but we do suggest our cousins in the united states celebrate the &#8216;birthday&#8217; of their nation by keying an suv. or slashing it&#8217;s tires. or burning it to the ground.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ far be it that the angry red planet chooses to do anything but eschew nationalism, but we do suggest our cousins in the united states celebrate the &#8216;birthday&#8217; of their nation by keying an suv. or slashing it&#8217;s tires. or burning it to the ground.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-kudos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}