{"id":485,"date":"2006-11-23T14:23:55","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T19:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2006\/11\/23\/bullshit-thanksgiving-2006\/"},"modified":"2007-05-21T09:35:02","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T14:35:02","slug":"bullshit-thanksgiving-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2006\/11\/23\/bullshit-thanksgiving-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"bullshit thanksgiving 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ wait for it&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/20061123A.jpg\" alt=\"rip\" style=\"border:1px #000 solid\"\/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i don&#8221;t celebrate bullshit thanksgiving&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-ice motherfucking t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ wait for it&#8230;. &#8220;i don&#8221;t celebrate bullshit thanksgiving&#8221; -ice motherfucking t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bullshit-thanksgiving"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}