{"id":571,"date":"2001-03-01T22:30:28","date_gmt":"2001-03-02T03:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/03\/01\/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\/"},"modified":"2007-11-08T12:00:14","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T17:00:14","slug":"garlic-salsa-galactus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/03\/01\/garlic-salsa-galactus\/","title":{"rendered":"garlic salsa, galactus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ okay! after losing the network at the <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily29.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">angry red offices<\/a> for two days, we seem to have access; past experience has assured us that this condition is  temporary. other studio     conditions: a jar of roasted garlic   salsa has gone missing from my  desk; i replaced it with a space     heater that someone had    abandoned under her masonite site model&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ along with a disparaging postcard or two, my p.o.box has recently brought me &#8216;spaghetti dinner and dancing&#8217; number fourteen, whose literary quality rivals that of the angry red publications. find randy  spaghetti&#8217;s address in the zine contacts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ surely, <span class=\"underline\">earth x<\/span> is going to be  extended for 13 issues. they can  not leave unresolved a   cliffhanger in which freaking galactus appears to defend the  blue planet against the freaking  celestials. of all the late 90&#8217;s revisionist\/alternate  universe\/painterly(though sometimes just the covers)   miniseries that the big 2 have  coerced me into buying, this is  the only series that was somewhat intriguing, which i   attribute to the treatment of the lost heroes with some dignity, instead of ridiculing them for their ultimate humanity. otherwise, all have been guilty excursions into iconoclasm, most lately evidenced in the ludicrous punisher kills the marvel universe. regardless, the freaking celestials would hand galactus his ass on a freaking platter; i want to see how he pulls this one out of it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ okay! after losing the network at the angry red offices for two days, we seem to have access; past experience has assured us that this condition is temporary. other studio conditions: a jar of roasted garlic salsa has gone missing from my desk; i replaced it with a space heater that someone had abandoned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33,5,7],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-comic-books","tag-mundanities","tag-sci-arc"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}