{"id":583,"date":"2000-02-09T23:48:15","date_gmt":"2000-02-10T04:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/02\/09\/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-12\/"},"modified":"2008-12-11T19:39:54","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T23:39:54","slug":"religionists-mars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/02\/09\/religionists-mars\/","title":{"rendered":"religionists, mars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ when i lived in stone mountain, some of my neighbors were pentecostals. they approached me before one easter and promised that, if i were to follow them to church, i could get a free &#8216;chocolate rabbit&#8217;. when i got there, i had to watch a film about the apocolypse, in which everyone who wasn&#8217;t a pentecostal, including 5-year-old children, was destroyed by &#8216;the beast&#8217;. for some reason today, i can&#8217;t stop thinking about it, and i&#8217;m still not a pentecostal. and the truth is <em>they<\/em> got the &#8216;chocolate rabbits&#8217; for tricking me into attending church.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ i had to drive to downtown <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily10.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">los angeles<\/a> for site maps and photos. i arrive at 14h55 only to find that the freaking bureau of engineering closes at 15h00. my trip was wasted; and there was nothing to say in the face of the assurance that i would have to make the same trip again tomorrow. who the hell is only open from 10h00-15h00?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily12.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">please<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ when i lived in stone mountain, some of my neighbors were pentecostals. they approached me before one easter and promised that, if i were to follow them to church, i could get a free &#8216;chocolate rabbit&#8217;. when i got there, i had to watch a film about the apocolypse, in which everyone who wasn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,39],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-los-angeles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}