{"id":585,"date":"2000-02-08T03:09:47","date_gmt":"2000-02-08T08:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2001\/02\/08\/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-14\/"},"modified":"2007-10-02T22:49:52","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T03:49:52","slug":"junk-mail-decent-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/02\/08\/junk-mail-decent-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"junk mail, decent mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ i can not believe that the freaking post office will put a &#8216;pick up&#8217; slip in a p.o.box when the item to be picked up is junk mail. i got a slip in the middle of the <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily5.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">night<\/a>, and i went home dreaming about what enormous package was waiting for me at the post office. when i go up to the window in the morning, i hand over the slip in blissful expectation; i am rewarded with a freaking earthl*nk cd. &#8216;keep it.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ this week, i have gotten two worthwhile packages: &#8216;infiltration #15 &#8211; infiltration at sea!&#8217; and &#8216;alabama grrl #7&#8217;. see the links page to find them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ why not sign the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkmars.net\/petition.html\">petition<\/a> <em>before<\/em> the movie comes out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ i can not believe that the freaking post office will put a &#8216;pick up&#8217; slip in a p.o.box when the item to be picked up is junk mail. i got a slip in the middle of the night, and i went home dreaming about what enormous package was waiting for me at the post [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,40],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-mars"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}