{"id":595,"date":"2000-03-20T05:54:23","date_gmt":"2000-03-20T10:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/20\/595\/"},"modified":"2015-12-07T21:52:26","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T02:52:26","slug":"you-are-saucemaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/20\/you-are-saucemaster\/","title":{"rendered":"you are saucemaster"},"content":{"rendered":"

~ it was a long freaking day at the angry red office<\/a>‘. about 15 minutes after my arrival, a german appeared at my desk to ask for instructions on using power point; as i explained, he knocked my still scalding cup of coffee onto my lap. an hour later, my sixth los angeles roommate – another german – appeared at my desk<\/a> to check up on me; she told me that i look ‘exhausted’, which was true, and that i am ‘killing’ myself, which – this is according to her – is okay at my age. my neck is still killing me from my last bit of sleep that was done quite unfortunately in a seated position. i finally had some ‘arabian pizza’ which had been arousing my curiosity for several weeks; i was sick before getting halfway down the hall between the angry red office and the lounge.<\/p>\n

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~ food @ sciarc: this<\/a> was in the vending machine a few days ago, but now it is gone. my biggest fear is that someone ate them, but there is always hope that they are being used as material in a model or a ‘concept’. the packaging troubles me; there are pictures of apples and pineapples, which are not ‘sour’, and pictures of dinosaurs and bears, which are not ‘worms’. i’m going to be sick again.<\/p>\n

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~
\n   one of them<\/b>: what is that<\/a>, balsamic vinegar?
\n   me<\/b>: i don’t know, someone left it on my desk. (i drink)
\n   one of them<\/b>: is that coffee?
\n   me<\/b>: why would i be drinking coffee from a marinara jar?
\n   one of them<\/b>: because you’re saucemaster.
\n   …..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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