{"id":602,"date":"2000-03-03T08:56:25","date_gmt":"2000-03-03T13:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/03\/602\/"},"modified":"2007-10-27T22:09:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T03:09:03","slug":"xerox-debt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/03\/xerox-debt\/","title":{"rendered":"xerox debt"},"content":{"rendered":"

~ it is not my fault that there are no left turn signals in this city, causing only one car to turn left each light cycle – after the light has become red – so when i scream and shout profanities at the cars in front of me, why does a busload of school girls quietly appear and laugh at me for 10 minutes without my knowing? it’s not my fault…<\/p>\n

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~ david gypsy breier’s ‘xerox debt<\/a>‘ now has a very text-ridden web page.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

~ it is not my fault that there are no left turn signals in this city, causing only one car to turn left each light cycle – after the light has become red – so when i scream and shout profanities at the cars in front of me, why does a busload of school girls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,43],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-zines"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}