{"id":603,"date":"2000-03-01T23:19:24","date_gmt":"2000-03-02T04:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/01\/603\/"},"modified":"2007-10-27T22:09:42","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T03:09:42","slug":"the-angry-red-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/03\/01\/the-angry-red-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"the angry red bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ there aren&#8217;t enough hours in  the day&#8230;.i fall asleep at my  desk at 7am, then somehow  wake up in my car at 10.30am,  which is an hour-and-a-half after  i need to be <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily31.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">downtown<\/a>. is  anything more demoralizing  than realizing at your first waking moment that you will be spending the rest of the day in  an urgent rush to catch up, only  being able to put out a fire the   moment the next one gets out   of control?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ yesterday was the portfolio   submittal date for the $300 in  scholarships which sci-arc offers  each year; though no amount of  money will help, at least i found   evidence that <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily30.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">the angry red bike<\/a>  did once exist. if anyone has  any information as to its current whereabouts, <a title=\"contact\" href=\"javascript:void(special=open('http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/misc\/contact3.php','contact','toolbar=no,scrolling=no,scrollable=no,scrollbars=no,resize=no,status=no,width=700,height=480,top=50,left=50'))\" onmouseover=\"window.status='contact'; return true\" onmouseout=\"window.status='the angry red planet'; return true\">contact<\/a> the angry red planet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ lynne javaturtle has a new &#8211; to me, anyway &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.javaturtle.com\">website<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ there aren&#8217;t enough hours in the day&#8230;.i fall asleep at my desk at 7am, then somehow wake up in my car at 10.30am, which is an hour-and-a-half after i need to be downtown. is anything more demoralizing than realizing at your first waking moment that you will be spending the rest of the day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,30,43],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bikes","tag-misanthropy","tag-zines"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}