{"id":612,"date":"2000-04-15T20:19:44","date_gmt":"2000-04-16T01:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/04\/15\/612\/"},"modified":"2018-03-21T00:32:38","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T04:32:38","slug":"phobos-the-valley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/04\/15\/phobos-the-valley\/","title":{"rendered":"phobos, the valley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ i go home at 5h30am and try not to weep as i set my alarm for 7h30am, knowing that i will have a painful lack of sleep before i have to get up and drive to the freaking valley. i lay on the couch and cover my face to keep <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily75.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">phobos<\/a> from harassing me, and i am asleep in minutes&#8230;for a little more than an hour. at this point, the freaking dwp [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ladwp.com\" title=\"external link\">w<\/a>] shows up and starts annihilating the street immediately in front of my <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily77.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">living room<\/a>. why would anyone find it to be appropriate to tear into the street with <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily78.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">jackhammers<\/a> at seven in the morning, especially as they know that they could be costing someone, like me, 25% of his night&#8217;s sleep?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ why do they have to compound the noise by doing it on the same day that the garbage trucks arrive?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0px;\"\/><\/p>\n<p>~ why, after waking up an hour early, am i still 30 minutes late to my class in the freaking valley?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ i go home at 5h30am and try not to weep as i set my alarm for 7h30am, knowing that i will have a painful lack of sleep before i have to get up and drive to the freaking valley. i lay on the couch and cover my face to keep phobos from harassing me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,30],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-assholes","tag-misanthropy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}