{"id":624,"date":"2000-05-30T08:55:21","date_gmt":"2000-05-30T13:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/05\/30\/624\/"},"modified":"2007-10-27T23:04:18","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T04:04:18","slug":"fuck-west-hollywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/05\/30\/fuck-west-hollywood\/","title":{"rendered":"fuck west hollywood"},"content":{"rendered":"

~ after all the boosting that i did for weho<\/a> in the directionless ‘network city’ seminar in which i was enrolled at sci-arc [w<\/a>], the bastards went ahead and struck at me while i was trying to find an orwell text at one of the bookstores. i had watched the time carefully, so that i would not run out on the meter; it began to dwindle while i was in line, so i told my fried to run out and put more money in it. i left the store about 30 seconds later, and when i got to the car, she was holding a ticket in her hand. i looked at my watch and saw that i still had time left.
\n   ‘this is bullshit!’ i shouted. ‘i still have time.’
\n   ‘it’s not for that.’ she hands me the ticket. it claims that i do not have my wheels properly turned to the curb.
\n   ‘how in the hell am i supposed to know this?’ i demand.
\n   i look up at the street signs and see a diagram which answers my question….
\n   i remember bitterly that west hollywood [w<\/a>] makes up 20% of its income from parking violations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

~ after all the boosting that i did for weho in the directionless ‘network city’ seminar in which i was enrolled at sci-arc [w], the bastards went ahead and struck at me while i was trying to find an orwell text at one of the bookstores. i had watched the time carefully, so that i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-los-angeles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}