{"id":875,"date":"2000-12-04T18:56:34","date_gmt":"2000-12-04T23:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/12\/04\/875\/"},"modified":"2019-07-07T15:30:28","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T19:30:28","slug":"the-angry-red-stool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2000\/12\/04\/the-angry-red-stool\/","title":{"rendered":"the angry red stool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ recently uncovered in the the angry red planet coffers are three american quarter dollars. these shall be exchanged for one black russian bagel as the first public act of tuesday morning!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"logdot\" style=\"border: 0px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>~ it has been decided that one good, solid hour will be put into working on the &#8216;real&#8217; &#8211; tangible(?) &#8211; version the angry red <a href=\"\/log\/images\/daily\/daily129.jpg\" title=\"daily image\">stool<\/a>. whether or not this extraordinary amount of effort seems excessive, we feel that the importance of the piece justifies the event.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" alt=\"logdot\" style=\"border: 0px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>~ it should be evident that this is not a weblog. nevertheless, if it was a weblog, it certainly would not be a &#8216;blog&#8217;. as it happens, though, it is neither.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ recently uncovered in the the angry red planet coffers are three american quarter dollars. these shall be exchanged for one black russian bagel as the first public act of tuesday morning! ~ it has been decided that one good, solid hour will be put into working on the &#8216;real&#8217; &#8211; tangible(?) &#8211; version the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,38,8],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-objects","tag-site-work","tag-snacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}