{"id":947,"date":"2008-04-05T07:47:27","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T12:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/?p=947"},"modified":"2018-03-11T23:21:21","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T03:21:21","slug":"sams-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/2008\/04\/05\/sams-club\/","title":{"rendered":"sam&#8217;s club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~ warehouse quote:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/050408A.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"216\" alt=\"the angry red planet image\" title=\"the angry red planet image\"  class=\"aligncenter size-full \" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;excuse me sir, are you a vendor?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;no, i just like to take pictures of food that is bizarre and disgusting&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;i&#8217;m going to have to ask you not to take pictures.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/050408B.jpg\" alt=\"the angry red planet image\" title=\"the angry red planet image\"  class=\"aligncenter size-full \" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/050408C.jpg\" alt=\"the angry red planet image\" title=\"the angry red planet image\"  class=\"aligncenter size-full \" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/050408D.jpg\" alt=\"the angry red planet image\" title=\"the angry red planet image\" class=\"aligncenter size-full \" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/logdot.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/050408E.jpg\" alt=\"the angry red planet image\" title=\"the angry red planet image\" class=\"aligncenter size-full \" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ warehouse quote: &#8220;excuse me sir, are you a vendor?&#8221; &#8220;no, i just like to take pictures of food that is bizarre and disgusting&#8221; &#8220;i&#8217;m going to have to ask you not to take pictures.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,8],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-mundanities","tag-snacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2810,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions\/2810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angryredplanet.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}